Shart- A small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to pass gas.

It’s a little accident.

And it’s hilarious.

If you’ve heard a hilarious shart story, or have a mishap of your own, and you’d like to make some people laugh, send ’em over.  The funniest shart stories will be shared on the blog as they come in and will not include your name… unless you wanna get totally crazy like Al Roker and announce to a huge audience that you sharted yourself at the White House, then… by all means, leave your real name.