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Hearts and Sharts

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what is a shart
Typically when someone asks me this question, I give them one of three answers; the first is the Urban Dictionary definition:
“a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to pass gas.”
I follow that immediately with a wink and my most favorite answer:
“It’s gas with mass!”
That’s usually the point where no further explanation is needed – but there are some folks who understand it best when given the third answer:
shit + fart = shart
This unexpected (and hilarious) event is the perfect metaphor for the snarky and irreverent humor sprinkled throughout the Hearts & Sharts line.
If you’ve heard a hilarious shart story, or have a mishap of your own, and you’d like to make some people laugh, send ’em over.  The funniest shart stories will be shared on the blog as they come in and will not include your name… unless you wanna get totally crazy like Al Roker and announce to a huge audience that you sharted yourself at the White House, then… by all means, leave your real name.
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Whuuuutttt?! My "Thank you for the thank you card" Whuuuutttt?! My "Thank you for the thank you card" is Stationery Trends #ProductPickOfTheWeek! For those who love a giggle and having the last word - this is the perfect response to any Holiday thank yous coming in... Or maybe just passive aggressively send this to someone who didn't send a thank you?! 🤣 Pattern also available on a tea towel 😍 Swipe! 
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Oh, high. More masks are in the shop. Original des Oh, high. More masks are in the shop. Original design, printed in the US on 100% cotton, cut + sewn by me. Oh, and they're on sale! Plus an extra 10% of your purchase when you use code MASKUP. 🍃
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Hey!! Check out the sale section for your last min Hey!! Check out the sale section for your last minute gifting (or a cute new mask for yourself😍)! Use code MASKUP at checkout for an extra 10% off your purchase!
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Holiday masks are in the shop and they're on sale! Holiday masks are in the shop and they're on sale! Use code MASKUP at checkout for an additional 10% off your purchase of anything in the shop (including the sale section!) All orders are shipped via usps the day after they're placed, I also offer local pickup for those of you in the Dallas area. DM for deets on that. 😘
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I've got these cutie Holiday Cheer tea towels in t I've got these cutie Holiday Cheer tea towels in the shop, ready for gifting. But if you're into DIY, this pattern is also available on @spoonflower in my Holiday Cheer collection with lots of colorful coordinates. Oh! And Spoonflower has free shipping right now. 
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New in the shop 😘😘 . #HeartsAndSharts #etsyd New in the shop 😘😘
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Oh, high! New teats in the shop! (that's short for Oh, high! New teats in the shop! (that's short for tea towels) This is some super giftable shit and I ship all orders out the following day. And make sure you check out the sale section! Lots of holiday stuff in there!
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I *might* have some masks in this print coming soon 😘
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Just added some new tea towels to the shop and the Just added some new tea towels to the shop and there *might* be a giant sale section on there, too. 😘
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  • Shannon H.Shannon H.

    Super freakin cute!

  • David S.David S.

    My wife was totally amazed with the craftsmanship and attention to detail. Our friends are very impressed with the ONE OF A KIND DESIGN. I hope there's plenty in inventory as this is a must have! We couldn't be happier with this product.

  • Heather B.Heather B.

    Pretty much the greatest kitchen towel of all time. You are the Bees Knees!

  • WitAndWoodWitAndWood

    Flag is currently flying! Love this bag and so does my daughter so we grabbed the one with the pills for her. Well made bags with fun designs!!

  • WitAndWoodWitAndWood

    Another fun bag! My daughter will love this...on Christmas...when I give it to her. :) Or I will love it, when I decide to keep it.

  • JacJac

    Adorable. Perfect birthday card.

  • Barbara A.Barbara A.

    Super cute. Well made. Thick material. Will look great on my son's bed!

  • Manda J.Manda J.

    The card was perfect quality. Super fast delivery. Thank you!! Both me and the card recipient loved it.

  • Jim W.Jim W.

    "Such a cool little nod to one of our fave films.... looks brilliant when printed and framed. Bargain."

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    "awesome, i love it! can't wait to frame it!"

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    "Loved that I got to preview what the pillow would look like before receiving it! Wonderful all around!"

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    "This pillow was a gift from Jasper to his humans, and they love it! It is well made, with quality materials, and shipped promptly. I'll be ordering more from Dena!"

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    "Loved the service and quality I received from heartsandsharts! I informed the seller that I needed this for a gift within the next month and before I knew it, the pillow cover was being shipped within the first few days! I was very impressed. My friend absolutely loved her customized pillow cover as well! Would definitely recommend :)"

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    "The quality is great and the service is very fast! We have bought two pillows as gifts and our family members love them!"

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    "Love it! I ordered the "Let's Kick It" pillow in green and it's perfect. It's great quality and came very quickly. I get compliments on it from all of our guests!"

  • Maggie P.Maggie P.

    "My friend received her custom-made Airstream pillow. She is so pleased. Thank you for your expedient service and your design of the pillow. We are all very "Happy Campers".

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