Typically when someone asks me this question, I give them one of three answers; the first is the Urban Dictionary definition:

“a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to pass gas.”

I follow that immediately with a wink and my most favorite answer:

“It’s gas with mass!”

That’s usually the point where no further explanation is needed – but there are some folks who understand it best when given the third answer:

shit + fart = shart

This unexpected (and hilarious) event is the perfect metaphor for the snarky and irreverent humor sprinkled throughout the Hearts & Sharts line.

If you’ve heard a hilarious shart story, or have a mishap of your own, and you’d like to make some people laugh, send ’em over.  The funniest shart stories will be shared on the blog as they come in and will not include your name… unless you wanna get totally crazy like Al Roker and announce to a huge audience that you sharted yourself at the White House, then… by all means, leave your real name.

 

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