The last shart story was almost two years ago so I am so excited to present to you… NUMBER TWO.
That’s right, Shart Stories Episode 2 is here and, you guys, this is hilarious.
This was submitted anonymously.
Ready for some serious giggles? Here ya go.
So here’s the deal, it’s brief.
I was maybe 12 or 13 years old, in high school and getting changed for P.E.
We always used to d!ck about in the changing rooms and one of my best friends, a slender guy with a big Afro whose dad was from Barbados, starts pulling his boxers up so that they look like a thong and dancing about like a stripper. We, for whatever reason, found this absurdly hilarious and as I was laughing so hard at this, I farted.
This was not your run-of-the-mill shart; there was no torrent of lava-hot turd firing mercilessly out of my sphincter to splatter the walls behind me, nor was there any liquid sh!t running down my legs. No, this was something entirely different.
I stopped laughing immediately as I realized that a rock hard, round piece of sh!t no bigger than a ping pong ball had squeezed it’s way of my anus and lodged itself in between my arse cheeks. Paralyzed by the onset of the situation, I stood motionless in the changing room as my classmates laughed around me.
I was in the corner of the room and, shifting slightly to conceal my predicament, the turd loosened itself from my grip and fell out of my boxers onto the floor. I watched in horror as it sat on the tiled floor, staring at me, informing me that a lifetime of ridicule was about to begin.
After what seemed an eternity I realized that no one had noticed my lump of sh!t lying on the floor so, sensing opportunity, I casually kicked it away into the showers where some other kids were changing into their gym gear. I continued with the class as if nothing happened and it was never spoken of again.
I sh!t myself in school. And got away with it.
You can find Episode 1 here.
Have you heard the line “It’s all sh!ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh!ts”?
It’s all sharts and giggles until someone giggles and sharts… and then it’s effing hilarious.
The kind of hilarious that makes you gag-laugh and feel like you did a P90X ab work out.
If you have a hilarious shart story of your own or have heard one, you can submit it here.
If this isn’t funny to you and you find this totally obscene, then… scram.
Sharting is the universal equalizer. Just accept it.
I look forward to tons of shart pouring into my inbox.